Lovers in a Dangerous Time

The mood was set. A Baby Einstein movie playing in the background. The sun setting over the western horizon. The smell of tacos wafting into the room. The parents in the kitchen, too busy to notice what was really going on. And the soothers firmly in place.

The romance begins......

Wanted: Parents for a Month

I am currently accepting applications for the "Parents for a Month" program that I am running.

Qualifications Include:

*Culinary expertise (a degree in Banana Cream Pie Making or Broccoli with Cheese is an asset)
*A warm and inviting home
*Experience with children, preferably toddlers
*Stocked wine cellar
*Entertainment options (a Wii is also a huge asset, please include a list of specific games you own)
*A cell phone in case of emergency babysitting opportunities
*A generous heart

Job Description:

This job requires a commitment of at least one day a week to prepare, serve and eat a huge meal with us - your temporary children and grandchild. Menu options are completely at your discretion, however, upon acceptance of this job, you will be faxed a list of 'likes and dislikes' of each family member. This job will also require a once a week babysitting opportunity for this child:

Who is currently in serious need of loving and affectionate attention.

Position begins immediately. Only two spots are available. Salary is low but job is very rewarding.

Please email your applications to wearestarving@needychildren.com.